{"id":1087,"date":"2022-06-25T10:31:32","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T15:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/?p=1087"},"modified":"2022-06-25T10:49:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T15:49:02","slug":"novelty-archives-every-excuse-in-the-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/2022\/06\/25\/novelty-archives-every-excuse-in-the-book\/","title":{"rendered":"Novelty Archives: Every Excuse in the Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<body><p><\/p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"51\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1091\" src=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/noveltyarchives-300x51.gif\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1088\" src=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/everyexcuse-300x184.jpg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/everyexcuse-300x184.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/everyexcuse-1024x630.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/everyexcuse-768x472.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/everyexcuse.jpg 1174w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Learn the art of creative excuse making with this tape from Great American Audio<\/p>\n<p>Tape Side A:<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1087-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideA.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideA.mp3\">http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideA.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Tape Side B:<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1087-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideB.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideB.mp3\">http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/EveryExcuseSideB.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Like this Novelty Archive?<\/p>\n<p>Check out more at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.noveltyansweringmachine.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">NoveltyAnsweringMachine.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1096\" src=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/2DBanner-300x32.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"544\" height=\"58\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/2DBanner-300x32.gif 300w, http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/2DBanner-768x83.gif 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Learn the art of creative excuse making with this tape from Great American Audio Tape Side A: Tape Side B: \u00a0 Like this Novelty Archive? 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