{"id":53,"date":"2012-05-07T00:00:43","date_gmt":"2012-05-07T00:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2021-07-16T23:55:35","modified_gmt":"2021-07-16T23:55:35","slug":"weird-things-you-hear-see-in-high-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/2012\/05\/07\/weird-things-you-hear-see-in-high-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Things You Hear & See In High School"},"content":{"rendered":"

Weird Things You Hear & See In High School<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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In High School, you\u2019re likely to hear and see many things which will leave you completely confused<\/p>\n

and\/or laughing uncontrollably. For those of you who aren\u2019t in High School yet or forgot what it\u2019s like, here\u2019s<\/p>\n

a bit of what you will see and hear:<\/p>\n

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v\u00a0In the computer lab, the kid next to you attempts to charge his cellular phone through the computer\u2019s CD-ROM drive and gets frustrated when it won\u2019t plug in.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0You come back to school after prom and you hear somebody informing another student of a friend who by mistake thought the kitchen oven was a toilet and tried to take a crap in it.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0Teachers have to inform students that hand sanitizer is not a beverage, and that consuming it at school will result in being sent to the principal\u2019s office.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0Students throw a banana across the room during math class and almost hit teacher.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0Students make light humming\/buzzing noises with their mouth to imitate a cell phone. Teachers start to go insane.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0You look under a desk and see a huge mountain of bubble gum growing underneath it.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0You come back to school after summer vacation to find that all the rubber bands are missing from the CD-ROM drives in the school computers.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0You discover that the posters in the modular classrooms have large holes behind them.<\/p>\n

v\u00a0Students discuss the best way to drink hot sauce.<\/p>\n

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Believe it or not, I have personally witnessed these events or heard the conversations. High school is interesting, and you will have many times where you will see something and say to yourself: \u201cWhy?!?!?\u201d<\/p>\n

~Matthew<\/p>\n

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