{"id":70,"date":"2012-09-14T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T00:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2021-07-17T00:05:54","modified_gmt":"2021-07-17T00:05:54","slug":"fun-things-to-do-when-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/2012\/09\/14\/fun-things-to-do-when-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun things to do when bored….."},"content":{"rendered":"

If you\u2019re ever really bored and need something fun to do, why not try these:<\/p>\n

(Warning, some of these may get you in trouble; use with caution please)<\/span><\/p>\n

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  1. Sing random children\u2019s songs loudly.<\/li>\n
  2. Go to a drive-thru and specify the order is \u201cto go\u201d.<\/li>\n
  3. Stare at a blinking Christmas bulb and say the word \u201cblink\u201d everytime it blinks.<\/li>\n
  4. Paint your neighbor\u2019s house pink.<\/li>\n
  5. Call Microsoft Technical Support just to chat.<\/li>\n
  6. Sew large buttons on the front of your T-shirts and tell people to look at you new \u201cbelly button\u201d.<\/li>\n
  7. Walk into a public restroom make many loud grunting noises and then drop a large melon into the bowl and sigh with relief.<\/li>\n
  8. Play with the intercom system at your local Wal-Mart<\/li>\n
  9. Attempt to buy Windows 98 at the Apple Store and act confused when the sales rep says they don\u2019t carry Windows.<\/li>\n
  10. Pick a fight with a burrito.<\/li>\n
  11. Entertain the people around you by singing the Rugrats Dummi Bear theme sing continuously.<\/li>\n
  12. Pretend your computer mouse is a CB Radio and attempt to communicate with truck drivers.<\/li>\n
  13. Try to jam a Nintendo Cartridge into a floppy drive and then ask for help from the computer lab assistant when it wont work.<\/li>\n
  14. Switch the color settings on all the computer monitors to only display the color green, explain that you prefer it this way.<\/li>\n
  15. Record your plans to take over the world on a video cassette and play it on all the TV sets at your local department store.<\/li>\n
  16. Call Burger King and ask for a Big Mac, then get angry when they wont sell you one.<\/li>\n
  17. Order a large cheese pizza without any cheese.<\/li>\n
  18. Re-arrange the books in the library and explain the Dewey Decimal system violates your religious beliefs.<\/li>\n
  19. Print out your homework in yellow ink.<\/li>\n
  20. Call your telephone operator and ask to speak with the Easter Bunny; Explain that it is an urgent matter and can\u2019t wait until spring.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/body>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"If you\u2019re ever really bored and need something fun to do, why not try these: (Warning, some of these may get you in trouble; use with caution please) Sing random children\u2019s songs loudly. Go to a drive-thru and specify the order is \u201cto go\u201d. Stare at a blinking Christmas bulb and say the word \u201cblink\u201d… Read More<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.matthewfurman.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}