No Hang-ups: 60 Telephone Answering Messages

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"Humorous"

1. Shake Well Before Using
2. Answering Machine Police
3. The Twilight Zone
4. Talk Is Cheap
5. Flushed Again
6. A Dog's Revenge
7. Hi Sexy!
8. On The Road Again
9. A Fair Fight
10. Echo, Echo, Echo, Etc.
11. Your Three Minutes Are Up
12. The Cat's Meow
13. Do Not Remove
14. Total Sucker
15. Naughty Burglars
16. S.O.B. Airline
17. Some Diet
18. Fireproof
19. Hokus Pokus
20. Hellooooooooo

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"Business"

21. Too Busy
22. Lunch
23. Thrice Told Messages
24. Famous Message
25. Bye-Bye Boss
26. Down In The Mouth
27. Phoney Investment
28. Piled High
29. Off Early
30. Business at Stake
31. On The Go
32. What's For Lunch
33. Busy, Busy, Busy
34. Last Chance
35. Closed For The Day
36. Drop In Any Time
37. Clowning Time
38. Heated Discussion
39. One Giant Step
40. Computer Friendly

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"R-Rated"

41. Hot Springs
42. The Jacuzzi
43. Say What
44. I Really Blew It
45. The Hots
46. Soft & Furry
47. Answering Machine Genie
48. Getting Nailed
49. Over One Billion Served
50. Frozen Stiff
51. Take It Off
52. Great Sex
53. Getting Ready
54. Leg Woman
55. Sex Drive
56. Strip Poker
57. Mary Christmas
58. Evil Scientist
59. Loose Girl
60. Amateur Gynecologist

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This page was last updated on: Wednesday, March 05, 2014